I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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