I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Ladies don't puke and tell
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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