What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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