so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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