I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
be right there i have to get my cape
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