I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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