Betty ford says i'm here all night
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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