I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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