I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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