People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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