i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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