I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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