He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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