did you get engaged???
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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