i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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