Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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