oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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