so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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