didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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