So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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