the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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