marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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