How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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