he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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