Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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