turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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