No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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