I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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