Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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