I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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