He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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