If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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