We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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