I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Say something about gay babies.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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