SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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