Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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