New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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