I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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