when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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