How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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