Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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