I'm drive I can fine osifer
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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