I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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