just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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