oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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