I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
