So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
