yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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