Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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