i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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