just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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