come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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